Ready, set, locate!

Hey Wizard and Dragon fans! I started the mission today! WOO HOO! Anyway if you've been reading my comments (maybe you should post one I just might mention you in my blog posts.) you will know that I have two friends named Adam and Frostagian. Adam and I have known each other for a long time. He too works with magic and he is an apprentice mage. I don't know his mentor because we aren't supposed to know anybody else's mentor. Hmm? Who's my mentor? Well, I can't tell you otherwise I'd have to kill you. Just kidding! But if I did the council would have to feed you to Fred, the troll and I would be fired. My magic would be taken away and all information on me would be terminated. Getting back on subject Frostagian home schools with me. She looks like a normal human to you but she really is a Were-dragon! Most people on this planet think that things like were-wolfs and stuff like that only turn their other half on the night of a full moon, but let me tell you they are dead wrong. Were beings change form every night. But now with new cunning technology Wiz tech. (the leading magical industry) has created a small gem stone that fits into a medallion you can wear around your neck that allows you the option not transform and store up the energy of the moonlight to be put to use whenever necessary! So this morning they briefed me on my mission and guess who got to come along... No it's not Fred the troll... No it's not Vincent the vampire... No it's not, Oh! Never mind I'll just tell you. Adam and Frostagian are the lucky ones accompanying me on the mission! YAY! Hm de de doo da hm de de day! *whistling*(Sorry readers. This is Archmage's Conscious. It might take a while for him to get back on track. While you wait I suggest you occupy yourself. This might take awhile and I am sorry for any delay. Thank you. *cheesy elevator music*) Hm? Oh sorry. Sometime I lose myself in joy for a short time. (more like 10 hours to everyone else.) Oh be quiet! Nobody asked for your opinion! (well I think they would rather listen to me tell them what happened rather than somebody who whistles and babbles nonsense every time he loses his train of thought.) Keep these insults going on and there will be no imaginary broccoli for you tonight! (Oh no. Not the broccoli. And since your so dumb I'll go ahead and tell you that I'm being sarcastic.) Grrrrr! Why you! Huh? Oh yeah! I forgot about the readers. (stupid, stupid, stupid.) I'm going to ignore that and get back to the story. So the council selected me and my two friends to go on the mission. It's codename is "The Dragon's Jewel"! (flashback!) A long time ago, so long ago that, Oh! Never mind! Let's just save us some time and say that it was a long long time ago. Wizards and Dragons were in a war. It lasted extremely long and everyone was tired so they decided on peace. Proof of their peace treaty consisted of two items they gave each other. The wizards gave their most prized possession, "Merlin's Staff", and the dragons gave theirs, "The Dragon's Heart". A most interesting piece actually. It belonged to the great dragon.The great dragon met a girl and he loved her (Blegh! Yucky!) so much they got married. One day there was an avalanche and she got pinned to the ground by giant rocks. they were to heavy to move so she tried calling for help. Unfortunately she was trapped near a spot where dragonsbane grew and every breath she took was poisoned. The great dragon was out looking for her when he heard her hoarse calls for help. By the time he got down there to help her it was to late, she was dead. Later that night he died of sadness and when the other dragons went to him in the morning he was gone. A that was left of him was his heart. A large ruby. And if you looked hard enough you could see a thin crack down the middle where it was broken. So now the jewel has gone missing and we are going to look for it. I think about this confidently as I lay back in my seat on the private jet with my two friends around me talking about the popular magical card game called "Wizards and Wyverns". Well until next post Wizard and dragon fans. (That took eons.) What do you mean? (Think about it. This post is longer than the perimeter of a 50 inch plasma screen TV.) You continue to irk me. (Why thank you. Goodbye readers we're not going to write anymore for fear that your head will explode with all that you've read.) Yeah see'ya soon!